I'm pretty sure if my life was a movie it would be phenomenal. I know its hard to imagine a real person with an actual, eventful, life through an online blog, but my life is real. So real. Last night was amazing; Michelle and her friends had a little get together at her house. I love her room mates, they're so cute.

If my life was a movie I would have the songs Rock Shit and Fuck the Pain Away in back to back scenes. I would also have as many Peaches songs as fashionably possible in the memoir.