So here's a random story for you:
I was in the shower today after working out, doing my showering thing, when it came time to use my wonderful hemp liquid body soap. So I get my wash cloth all ready to use, wet it down (it's a royal looking red, quite beautiful and soft really), and proceed to pour the soap onto it. I then notice how I just so happened to pour the exact shape of an erect penis followed with two perfectly round balls. It made me giggle. Then the funny part was that as the liquid began to spread outward and the erect penis turned into a heart which tickled me even more. I think the best part about the whole short episode was that I was more interested in the miniature member I held in my hand then actually getting all the sweat and grime off of me after working out. And when I realized this, instantly I smeared the heart against my skin and that silly little moment was gone forever. Very tragic really.
Thank you for wasting your life on the internet just a little bit longer to read my unimportant but very amusing story.
P.S. I've lost 5 pounds this past week! Whoo Hoo!!! 17 more to go!
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