A lesson in "activities" with a mad woman

So i do this thing in relationships. It never fails-- every single time. I have something against going through with acting upon things I am expected to do. And the time that I feel this expectation is about the same time that I stop doing it all together. I am a person. I like to sit down and have coffee with a friend, go see Harry Potter and then KNOW that it is missing some very amazing parts out of the book, and I often enjoy going on dates a just not having sex afterwards. Crazy I know. I'm not saying that I will go against any of the things stated above, just that it's nice to just talk after not seeing each other for a week. Just because we haven't done anything in a long time (like three weeks max) does not mean that is what I care about. I do not like being expected to 'put out'- wow that is a trashy statement isn't it?- and I will not if I think its more of a responsibility I need to fulfill than something with actual care and meaning behind it. In my opinion, we shouldn't have even done anything yet.

I don't believe that anyone should ever feel guilty about not having sex. In my experience, anyone that does feel guilty about not having sex also feels less of a person and less in control of their own body and lives. I think that God fucked up a little (a lot) when he made the emotion of sexless guilt. I think he was sitting around with like... Mother Nature and Satan or something, having a drink on the 7th day, when Satan suggested the idea. God either must have had one too many shots or Mother Nature wasn't giving him any ass.

There, right there. I'm going to hell for that statement. Alright it's my bed time-- I stop as soon as I get into deity erotica.